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Johnny Full-Time


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Age: 26
On-Air: Weekday mornings during Bob & Tom
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"Johnny Full-Time": GBF's resident news man, beer man and all-around man's man can be heard dishing the dirt on all the Tristate news every weekday morning on the 103GBF Reality Check, three times an hour during Bob & Tom. Outside of that, we're not really sure what he does. Guess someone's gotta keep those toilets sparkling.

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General: I am a Southwestern Indiana native born and bred who happened to luck out and land a gig in radio. I get paid to sift through press releases, police reports and other news material; looking for what matters most to Tristaters and what I think they'll laugh at. I take all of that info each morning, run it through the juicer, and try to deliver a day's worth of news in three-one minute segments. I'm part of a balanced breakfast!

Outside the station walls, I cruise the interwebs, read, write, attempt miserably to play the guitar, watch sports and listen to LOTS of music. Check out my collection here. I have a beautiful wife who likes to travel, so we go places. I love to go to the movies, drink different kinds of beers and spend time with friends and family. I'm a huge pro wrestling fan, and i'm becoming more proud of that fact as I get older (Is that sad?)

Music: A lot of the stuff I listen to can be heard right here on GBF. I like older stuff by many of our artists as well. Avenged Sevenfold, ATREYU, Breaking Benjamin, CKY, Coheed and Cambria, HIM, Godsmack, Alice in Chains, Ozzy, Van Halen, TOOL, GnR, so much more...

I also have a huge passion for the Blues, which gave birth to Rock n Roll. And I have a pretty good pedigree for Classic Rock, Country and Rap as well. I'll listen to anything with great lyrics and a catchy tune. Classical is my thing when I balance the checkbook.

Movies: Have you seen 'The Dark Knight' yet? Awesome!!!! Anything with Chris Farley, Tombstone, The Last Samurai, The Blues Brothers, Monster Squad, Halloween(!!!), Cheech and Chong flicks. I'll give just about anything a try. I even took a class on Korean cinema in college.

Television: Animated Comedies. I'm a huge fan of Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Harvey Birdman. I also get into The Office, but don't see it as much as I'd like. I strongly believe that Rescue Me is the best show on television. Also, since I'm a wrestling fan, my DVR is typically dedicated to recording men in tights four nights a week.

 JFT's Stupid News Spotlight
Aug 26

Written by: Johnny Full-Time
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 10:45 AM

It was a knife-weilding good time at Ocala, Florida's Four Square Church this past Sunday. City police officers rushed to the scene after receiving a report that someone had pulled a knife in the line for the church's breakfast buffet.

As it so happens, according to a report on Ocala.com, 48-year-old Frankie Lewis got a little more than upset when buffet workers refused to give him some butter. Lewis flashed a blade and threatened to "cut them" (naturally).

Apparently, Lewis felt he had made his point and put the knife away, prompting one of the congregation members to waylay him upside the head with a board. Feeling like he'd rather not turn the other cheek, Lewis tucked tail and ran (actually biked) away. Police soon caught up with Lewis, though, and lodged him in the Marion county Jail, where he's getting his buns buttered by his new cellie, "Sally."

Also this week, an item that could be considered stupid, depending on your point of view; but something I consider kind of cool.

The latest trend in fast food features breakfast whenever you want it. We're not talking about sausage, egg and cheese biscuits. No, this is Cereality.

The store features pajama-clad employees serving up your choice of cereals, toppings and milks, as well as cereal bars, oatmeals and fruit and bran smoothies.

("Dude, if that guy asks for butter, F'N give it to him.")

If you're a huge fan of cereal, like Jerry Seinfeld and myself, then it appears Cereality is right up your alley. Like these two...

...Apparently they're cukoo for acid trips.

That's it for this week. Goodnight Everybody!!!

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